We have one pound notes. They're green. People are baffled by this, and we don't understand. Pound coins are heavier. What's wrong with you people? I keep a one pound note in my wallet at all times, so if I ever run out of things to say to someone I can show it to them and watch them be somehow genuinely shocked by it. How can you be so weirded out by something that makes so much sense. And why won't you let me pay for things with it, England? We put a picture of the Queen on it, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? Also, if you look at it through the light, the watermark on our money isn't Her Majesty, it's a cow. Ballin'.