White Castle fast food remains the American equivalent of a dodgy kebab: it's not really meat, and it's not really a hamburger. And yet, some ingenious marketer thought of using the burgers (minus the pickles) to make stuffing or filling for Christmas birds. Could you imagine chopping up a McDonalds hamburger, or any other hamburger for that matter, to make stuffing? No, you couldnt, because you're not that much of a sadist, hopefully.