7. Being A Guy Means Facial Hair Is Your Only Way Out
And chances are, you're probably looking younger than your age because your body still hasn't learnt how to grow and maintain a beard. It's also probably likely that you only have to shave your face once a month - because that growth you desire just isn't there. Beard envy is a source of outrage for you everyday; any man with anything past a small moustache has already outranked you, and you can't believe how your body has been betraying you since the day you turned 13. No upper lip growth for you; you'll be smooth and hairless until the day you die. Like a seal.