18 Things Only Jurassic Park Fans Will Understand

By Sara Weir /

5. Wondering If The Triceratops Is Better Now...?

You're upset that you haven't been kept updated about the health of the sick triceratops that was poisoned because of the plant it ate. Did anyone who was hired to create the park ever study Paleontology? There seems to be a lot of issues that could have been eradicated with a quick check of their lecture notes so you can only conclude that they must have given one hell of a job interview. Seriously though, that triceratops was probably eaten when the storm hit - it had no chance.