Alex G from Middlesborough is one of Trip Advisor's Top Contributors so he is a guy that knows what he is talking about when it comes to food. Comparing the curry's thickness to that of a Rhino's backside and mentioning that there were several other guests looking as equally cold and miserable as he was so at least we know he wasn't alone in his misery. On the bright side he mentions that the New China King Buffet in Middlesborough was so cold 'it did slow down the bacteria growth on the poorly washed knives and forks.' Finally, something this guy is actually impressed with.