Sometimes, the jokes write themselves. Porn actress Teri Weigel was involved in a rear-end collision (had to use it again) several years before she actually sued for damages. Better late than never, right?
11. Some People Are REALLY Into Sport
Come on, man! Your mascot is the Lumberjack, and your women's athletic teams are called the Lady Jacks. Northern Arizona HAD to see this one coming. Oh, wait...
A weather delay makes playing golf gross, especially if you have to play two soggy holes to finish a tournament. The subeditor sank this putt from about nine words out...