20 Problems Only New Parents Will Understand

20. Being Afraid That You'll Break Him/Her

In three months time you'll be throwing baby around like a football, but for now you'll have an inherent fear that the moment you switch position you'll drop them - and you know that it's an irrational fear because you're using your best ninja grip.

At this stage, Mums everywhere will repeatedly advise Dad to "SUPPORT THE HEAD", as though it could fall off at any moment.