20 Problems Only People From Southampton Will Understand

By Jack Morrell /

3. A Dedicated Airport That Doesn't Fly Anywhere

Okay, it does... but nowhere you want to go. This is an observable, quantifiable phenomenon: if you discover that Southampton Airport has, bizarrely, added a destination that you quite fancy heading to, by the time you've booked the time off work and saved the deposit, it'll have vanished to be replaced by the fifth largest resort in Portugal and three unpronounceable locations in eastern Europe.