20 Problems Only Real Scousers Will Understand

9. Having To Dart To John Lewis For A Wee

There’s a distinct lack of public toilets in Liverpool City Centre, even the Liverpool One bogs cost you 30p. Shambolic.

So what do you do when you’re desperate for a wee but can’t be bothered routing around in your pocket for change? You go to John Lewis of course. Clean toilets, plentiful paper supplies and, unlike Wetherspoon’s or McDonalds, no one knows you’ve just came in for a wee.