20 Problems Only Real Scousers Will Understand

15. Getting Stuck To The Krazyhouse Floor

Your first visit to the Krazyhouse is a Rite of Passage into alcoholism. In fact, if you didn’t spend part of your 18th birthday staggering up the nightclub’s famous stairs, you’re probably from Runcorn.

Unfortunately, it seems the dancefloors have been painted with some kind of PVA glue. Remember to find a good spot because once you start dancing you’re there for the night.