Grab your coat, you gorgeous cheesy bowl of filth.
7. And This
Oh yeah. Rise for me baby.
6. Not To Mention This
Definitely time for a cold shower.
5. Waiting For Food In A Restaurant Is Complete And Utter Agony
You've ordered your food... and so the wait begins. In and out the kitchen go the waiting staff, bringing hot plates of steaming meals to everyone but you. Then there's the thrilling moment you see your waiter approaching with full dishes, only for them to place it on the table opposite. That feeling can only be described as "heartbreak".
4. So You Become Increasingly Impatient When The Waiter Gets Chatty About The Menu