Some nightclubs are good. Some nightclubs are bad. And then there's Metros. Metros is a law unto itself. The music is better than most clubs, and you know you'll never have to endure a One Direction song. The drinks are so ridiculously cheap that you suspect they're stolen from one of the other clubs. At the start of the night, the walls are damp. By one am, they're actually sweating. You'll spend the better part of the first hour consciously breathing through your nose to try and avoid the smell of... well, whatever that smell is. And don't even bother checking your coat, because even on the busiest night in the summer it will still be freezing in there.