15. Blue Roll Is Your First, Your Last, Your Everything
Every spill, smash or other disaster can be solved with blue roll. Wine, coffee, food- it can all be soaked up with blue roll. At the end of the night, you'll use blue roll and a single spray of disinfectant to wipe the whole bar and feel like a god. You have nightmares about running out and having to use a more environmentally friendly alternative. You've stolen some for your flat and your flatmates are worried about you but they just don't get it, man. They don't know.