This, clearly very poor chef, deserves some credit for his desperation tactics. Smashing together two of the most well know kitchen staples to create one glorious stringy sensation. Where points are earned though, points must be taken. If you walk into a place of food and the best thing you can muster up is 2 minute noodles on plane bread, without any butter or toppings, you should avoid said places of food in the future and order some pizza instead.