10. Forever Building Up An Epic Collection Of Battle Scars
Thanks to your own finger slips using sharp knifes, and those people who don't let you know they're behind you with burning hot trays; your skin now resembles something that'd rival Freddy Krueger. Oh man, and those molten cheese pizza toppings, fresh out the oven at 820 degrees Celsius? Get those on your skin and you're in your own personal Vietnam.