13. All Of Your Friends Will Be More Successful Than You
Ok, this one might be a little cheap. Yes, to you, your friends will all be stunningly more successful. Luckily to your friends, you will seem like the epitome of success! Unless that is, you're completely unemployed. Then they'll pity you. But pity is better than them laughing behind your back! Or worse, to your face... Still, try not to pay too much attention to the pictures on facebook of your friends dancing on a boat with T-Pain. It may look like they're being super successful but the invite to that party was their pay for cleaning four hundred toilets at his concert. And T-Pain fans are not tidy poopers. Not at all.