20. You Have Contacts And Friends In The Same Industry
Your friends (unless you were the Draco Malfoy of Kent University) are actually there for you! As long as you are there for them. If they find a job and that place is looking for more people, odds are they will recommend you. Plus, your very expensive degree paid for you to meet lots of high-ups in your industry that like to pretend they care about young people! That means you can manipulate them into giving you a job. Sure, it's for peanuts but a job is a job. And a job can only lead to one thing...