Just when you're comfortable up on your foodie-high horse and smugly asking your mates how such a multicultural country can have such bland food tastes, you'll try a £5 korma that tastes better than literally any Indian food you've ever consumed and you'll be forced to reconsider your whole stance. And then you'll go to an actual Indian restaurant and your table will be covered in chutneys and dips and you will eat yourself into a spice coma.