24 Problems Only Bar Managers Will Understand

By Jack Morrell /

4. Paperwork Attracts Customers

This is an observable phenomenon on a par with that thing where you light a cigarette while waiting for a bus or a taxi to arrive, to see it get there before you€™ve taken three puffs. The second you sit down in the office to do some overdue paperwork, you'll glance up at the monitors to see your previously empty bar three deep. There€™s no rhyme or reason to it. It€™s like some kind of natural law.