25 Problems Only People From Morpeth Will Understand

By Ross Tweddell /

8. Negotiating Carlisle Park's 100 Steps After Dark

That's all you can see... Over 100 steps, all varying in size and gradient, no street light. A recipe for disaster if there ever was one. God forbid you live in Kirkhill and have just left the Electrical Wizard after a few swift ones, you're in for a long trek home.