By Alex Leadbeater /
22. Comprehensives Are Essentially Wonderland
I wish I'd gone to state school, then I'd have weird friends too."
21. We Can Agree With This One
Overheard on the Bailey (we really wish we could have heard the rest of the conversation):
"But I don't understand why you would sh*t in a kitchen."
20. University Really Is About The Experience
"You might not like them, but you can't deny the locals help give Durham some authenticity"
19. Got To Save That Twenty Pence
Overheard by the Cathedral:
"It's part of being a student, I like my eggs battery farmed."