What They Are: You know them... the people who corner you in a conversation and start talking, keep talking, and don't ever stop. Even when it seems the subject they're rambling on about could not possibly last much longer, they find a way to either string it out longer, or swiftly change to another - equally boring - topic. Their Favorite Topics: Health problems, an ex, a life-changing experience that couldn't be more mundane, or someone who offended them recently. Threat? Absolutely yes. The entire party may pass by before they stop talking to you, thus robbing you of the chance to go talk to that really cool looking guy/girl standing by the punch bowl. And he/she doesn't even have anyone talking to them! Well beware that kind, for they are our next kind of person you always meet at a party...