By Brydie Lee Kennedy /
2. The Feathered Failure
What Is It? Sort of like layers but fluffier.
The hair to have at Studio 54, best paired with go-go boots and a gold lamé playsuit. Also popular among male pop stars of the same era who usually paired it with flares. Achieved through complicated cutting and extensive brushing and much blow-drying and a fair whack of hairspray.
Whose Fault Is This? Your cool aunt who sneaked you sips of beer when you were 14. Farrah Fawcett and the friends and associates of Farrah Fawcett. Country singers from the late 90s. The years 1973-1983, inclusive.
Now What? It's possible Vogue was lying when they said the 70s were back. What were you thinking? You didn't even like the Charlie's Angels reboot, let alone the original. You have run late to work every day this week because of the prep that goes into getting this style outside-ready and there is probably an ozone hole forming over your flat thanks to the hairspray. Grow. It. Out.