Matt Le Tissier was an absolute magician with a football - after all, there's a reason he was nicknamed Le God. He could do pretty much anything he wanted with the ball, whether it was putting it over your head, through your legs, or, as he did against Newcastle back in 1997, making it travel at 86.8 miles per hour. Unfortunately I couldn't find a video of this one, but I'm betting it's pretty darn great.