Premier League 2017/18: Every Home Kit Ranked

3. Tottenham

Much like Chelsea, the Blues' London rivals benefit in this overall gala of guff by boasting a subtle, almost entirely unadorned number.

'AIA' would look much neater in a deep navy, and quite why the crest needs to be ensconced is unclear, but these quibbles aside, the Lilywhite's new number is one of the loveliest around. It also makes a nice change from Spurs kits of previous years, which have featured all manner of p**sing about, from sashes to yokes to yellow flashes best described as 'urinal'. Top stuff from Tottenham.

Betting Firm Count: 9