Team Performance: Surprised to see Sunderland so high up the list? Fair enough. They're not the first team to spring to mind when you think "sex symbol" but they're a babe-sleeper-cell this season. This could just be a lucky year and there's a chance they'll never crack the top 5 but full points to them for this stealthy rise nonetheless. Best Individual Performance: If there was such a thing as a blonde wolf, it would probably look like Seb Larsson. Also, it's unusual for such a pale-haired man to have such expressive eyebrows. We have much to learn from him.