Team Performance: Newcastle are, to put it mildly, not having the best of seasons so far. It's hard to get a good read on their attractiveness levels when there's such a palpable air of sadness hanging over the group at all times. Misery is kind of attractive in poets but isn't a great look on athletes. Best Individual Performance: Daryl Janmaat earns extra grooming points for so effectively wrangling his curls with the help of a trusty headband. He has a bit of a poetic look about him so maybe that's why he's weathering this current storm with his handsomeness mostly in tact.