Team Performance: There is an air of attractiveness around Manchester United by virtue of them having employed one of the most famously handsome Premier League players of all time- David Beckham. Unfortunately, their current batch aren't quite living up to the Beckham legacy. Heavy is the inherited handsomeness crown. Best Individual Performance: The young Adnan Januzaj shows attractiveness promise but is currently out on loan, presumably working on his bone structure form and planning to come back strong. The best looking player currently on the team is Victor Valdes but as he's barely allowed in the locker room, United could soon find themselves without a resident babe.