10 Dumbest Things in Star Trek The Original Series

10. Kirk, landing party of three. Kirk

In “The Apple,” after Spock nearly dies attempting to save him, Captain Kirk says, "Trying to get yourself killed...Do you know how much Starfleet has invested in you?" Spock replies "One hundred twenty-two thousand, two-hundred..." and would have recited the full amount to multiple decimal places had Kirk not cut him off. It makes one wonder just how much Starfleet has invested in Kirk, and how he rationalizes putting himself, Spock, and even McCoy — the ship’s senior staff — in harm’s way adventure after adventure. 

 Yes, it’s de rigueur for the leads in action adventure shows to place themselves in harm’s way before each commercial break (“Star Trek, Brought to you by Polaroid … and by Viceroy [cigarettes] for the taste that's right, right any time of the day."). They're the stars, and paid handsomely to be front and center. But the way Trek does it is, well, foolhardy. It’s one thing when it’s Men from U.N.C.L.E. or ranchers on Bonanza (to name but two contemporary NBC series), but it’s preposterous when Kirk has 427 other crew and specialists aboard his ginormous starship at his beck and call. The M-5 multitronic unit had it right when it left Kirk and McCoy off a landing party recommendation, characterizing them as "Non-essential personnel" for the mission at hand.

This is what led to The Next Generation’s “Away Team” concept, where the Captain would sit firmly in the comfy chair (no soft cushions, though, Cardinal Biggles) and send some junior officers into danger. Well, at least until they decided to make Patrick Stewart go all Kirk when they realized he was way more popular than Riker.