We know it's said every year but...are these the worst contestants of this series anybody could possibly find? Yes, it's stilettos and briefcases at dawn as everyone prepares themselves for more challenging tasks, boardroom battles and a chance to dodge being caught on the end of Sir Alan's firing finger. We're just a few episodes in to the new series of The Apprentice and we have seen them come and go in a decade of this show being on our screens at home. Some of the very best and worst decisions (who could ever forget the Sandalwood disaster) have been made on this programme by some of the very best and worst people we've ever come across in the world of business. Year after year the screaming-at-each-other to actually-doing-some-work ratio seems to become more and more apart. We've seen contestants loathe each other (remember Paul and Saira from series one who found themselves over-stressed and dealing with it by hurling verbal abuse at each other) and also fall in love with each other (awww when Kate Walsh and Phillip Taylor from series five decided to do some extra work together outside the board room.) It really does make you wonder how these could function in an actual working environment. Could you see yourself lasting one day in the office with this lot? Would you even turn up to work if you had to be sitting at a desk next to who we have at number one on this list...