10 Greatest Wise Asses in TV History

By Andy Scott /

5. Bender €“ Futurama

€œBite my shiny metal ass!€ Ah Bender. Initially the prospect of a Matt Groening cartoon being made while The Simpsons was still being aired smacked of one thing: Spinoff. A dirty word in T.V. since most of them fall flat on their faces, but Futurama brought the world somebody better, somebody more cunning and infinitely funnier than US T.V.€™s answer to Dennis the Menace: Bart Simpson. Bender: (Looking into a hotel room window) Urgh! Get a room you two! Man in room: We HAVE a room! Bender: Well lose some weight! Bender could go so much further by being a robot. Being metal he could drink, smoke and (however possible) screw his way to oblivion without puckering the anuses of the Mary€™ Whitehouses at large. Witticism-ing his wily way into the €˜Wise Ass Pantheon€™ with his trademark €˜Bite my shiny metal ass!€™ Bender will continue to work his magic long into the future. We hope.