10 Most Savage South Park Celebrity Takedowns

10. John Edward

He may not be as much of a household name as the others on this list, but the self-proclaimed psychic, who would communicate with the dead on TV, seemed to really stick in the South Park guys' craw.

Cartman has the spirit of Kenny trapped inside his body, because of course he does, and wants it out. The boys, at first, believe John Edward can help, but his "powers" only upset and traumatise Kyle. This in turn worries Stan, who inadvertently discovers that John is a con artist, able to use cold reading techniques and manipulate people into believing he can communicate with their lost loved ones.

Stan goes up against him, using his own tricks to disprove his so called special abilities. However, the plan is interrupted by aliens who have travelled a long way because they love John Edward and want to gift him the title of biggest douche in the universe. Their culture just really likes douchey behaviour.

It all ends with a catchy crooning song to accompany the ceremony, about douches no less.