10. He's Got 99 Problems But... Oh, Wait. Make That 100.
Let's skip straight away through to one of Tyrion's most distressing moments. His heart was already shattered to pieces by a beautiful young woman who turned out to be a prostitute hired by his own brother, surely it couldn't happen again? Well, this is Tyrion we're talking about. As if his first run-in with a 'lady of the night' wasn't enough torture, he fell for Shae. It was all going perfectly well...until she testified against him in front of everyone in King's Landing during Joffrey's murder trial, condemning him to almost certain doom despite giving her everything she needed to lead a safe, happy life. 'These hoes ain't loyal!'