As anyone who's tuned in to True Blood would likely know, the vampire saga is based in Bon Temps, Louisiana. And as language experts know, "Bon Temps' translates as "good times' and "Louisiana', we assume, means "naked'. Alan Ball's HBO show is difficult to categorise, lying somewhere between supernatural drama, Southern Gothic fantasy, horror and black comedy. However, one constant throughout True Blood's seven seasons is a nudity quotient to rival almost any show yet seen. This shouldn't really come as a surprise - the vampire has been a sexual allegory for centuries - but some viewers have found it difficult to contain their shock. From the very first episode, the audience was assaulted with fang-bangers, bondage, cosplay, threesomes, girl-on-girl, boy-on-boy, orgies and more, and that's without even going into the really weird stuff. Sookie's nookie is positively chaste compared to Eric and Nora's displays of sibling love, Bill literally twisting Lorena's head around during sex so he doesn't have to look at her, and Alcide's American werewolf in flagrante. If you've seen even half the stuff they get up to on True Blood and you've never been the same since, seek help and you should be okay. If you've done half this stuff, no amount of therapy can save you.