The fact that the "wig lady" came as late as season six and was still as corny and b-movie-like as she was shows that even after years of practice, Buffy didn't always get it right. A regular customer of the Doublemeat Palace, the fast food joint at which Buffy worked, the wig lady turned out in the end to be a monster with a demonic looking lamprey eel creature protruding from her head. Which was entirely penile. And she looked absolutely cheesy. In fact, it looked like one of the tentacle creatures from the Hellmouth Spawn was attached to the head of a little old lady.