The Hound is alive. Well, 16 years ago, clean shaven and sharply dressed. Scottish actor Rory McCann plays the part of the simply named 'Goon' in the low-budget comedy 'Pasty Faces'. IMDb simply gives the following intro to the film: "Two unemployed actors flee the drudgery of Glasgow for the fame promised by Hollywood and Las Vegas." If that doesn't sound like a blockbuster, I don't know what will. Ultimately, the sub-£1million budget barely went further than providing a few average laughs, and hasn't even been ranked on Rotten Tomatoes. McCann's performance wouldn't have been awful, but seeing him in anything other than rags and metal is just downright bizarre.