15 Family Guy Quotes To Use In Everyday Life

By Joe O'Brien /

6. "Well, I'd Love To Stay And Chat, But You're A Total Bitch." - Stewie

Episode: From Method To Madness (3x18) Stewie bumps into his old flame, Olivia and gets one over on her with this classic Stewie zinger. When to use it: When you meet your ex.