Tina Belcher has offered us many words of wisdom since the first look into the hamburger restaurant. Her love for horses, boys, and butts, and a complicated relationship with zombies have proven (surprisingly) Tina to be the most level headed of the Belcher family. That's only in comparison with her family though: out alone in the real world she might look a little less responsible. The eldest of the Belcher kids proves that just because you might be a little nerdy, a little eccentric, and not afraid to embarrass yourself, you can still show people that you're just as good as anyone else out there. Tina's famous words of "I am a smart strong sensual woman" should be printed and stuck on billboards worldwide. Preach, Tina.