Neighbour to the Simpsons family, Nedward's positive outlook on life, his constant diddlying and stubborn religious ways are a forever annoyance to Homer. Perhaps Springfields most famous south paw, he owns the left-handed store, The Leftorium. Sadly, his beloved wife Maude was killed in a t-shirt cannon accident, leaving him to raise his two sons, Rod and Todd, alone. But having lived a sheltered life in a very strict Christian household, theyve been left feeble and scared of everything. Still, despite being over 60-years-old, hes in phenomenal physical shape and is very well-equipped in the trouser department.
8. Comic Book Guy
Obese, unshaven, socially inept, very sarcastic and usually cruel towards his customers, Jeffrey Albertson is the owner of The Androids Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop. A 45-year-old virgin who still lives with his mother, hes obsessed with comic books, the internet, pop culture and science fiction, and hes fluent in Klingon. He wears prescription pants, is prone to the odd heart attack, has a stash of secret illegal videos and is a member of MENSA. At one particularly gross time, he dated Agnes Skinner. Urgh.
