Known for his long-running action movie franchise, McBain and the ill-fated live-action Radioactive Man movie, the muscle-bound Wolfcastle began his career in his native Austria in Bratwurst adverts. Hes dabbled his toe in comedy in My Baby Is An Ugly Man, Help, My Son Is A Nerd, and McBain: Lets Get Silly consisting of McBain performing stand-up comedy for an hour and half. It cost $80 million to produce. Hes forever battling a weight problem, he has a daughter named Greta who Bart and Milhouse both dated, and he co-owns a Planet Hollywood-esque restaurant with Chuck Norris, Johnny Carsons third wife and the Russian Mafia.
4. Mayor 'Diamond' Joe Quimby
Springfields slippery, opportunistic, womanising and disgustingly corrupt long-serving Mayor, Democratic Diamond Joe Quimby has survived countless re-elections since getting into office in 1986. His political career however is tarnished with fraud and wrongdoing. Hes embezzled tax money, taken brides and used city money to build his own secret lavish swimming baths. Hes even admitted to funding the assassinations of his enemies and competition. Despite being married, he enjoys putting it about and has fathered several love children. Vote Quimby. Hed vote for you.