25 Funniest Lines In Game Of Thrones

By Alaina Urquhart-White /

5. Ball Lojack

"Does someone, somewhere keep your balls in a little box? I've often wondered." - Littlefinger "Do you know, I have no idea where they are... and we had been so close." - Varys
Episode: The Wolf And The Lion Littlefinger spends an enormous amount of time pondering the minutia of Varys' genitalia.