15. "With A Warning Label This Big, You Know They Gotta' Be Fun!" - Hermes
Episode: Three Hundred Big Boys (5x11) When the kids and Fathers essentially reverse roles, Hermes buys this dangerous toy to try and entice Dwight, who's not having any of it. When to use it: When your friend buys some illegal fireworks off some dodgy Asian website and you can't wait to set them off.