logo Featured Topics Film WWE TV Gaming Horror Comics Music Offbeat Quizzes 25 Futurama Quotes To Use In Everyday Life By Joe O'Brien / March 2, 2015 2. "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!" - Bender Episode: Plenty of 'em. Bender's go-to catchphrase. A PG-13 equivalent of the F-bomb. When to use it: When some ignorant fool is having a go at you. Or as an invitation to something a little kinky. Pagination ←Previous Next→