13. "People Can Come Up With Statistics To Prove Anything Kent, 40 Percent Of All People Know That" - Homer
Episode: Homer The Vigilante (5x11) Homer is in the vigilante justice business, and live on television, Kent Brockman delivers some pretty incriminating figures about the crime rises since he's taken over protecting the city. Homer matter-of-factly responds with this gem. When to use it: When your friend boastfully tells you some statistic from the latest polls that means virtually nothing.