As unlikely at it seems, Clarkson's nemesis Piers Morgan would provide controversy with restraint and produce some instant, must-watch television. He may not win over many fans, but America sent him back to Britain after his CNN show was cancelled, and if there's one man shameless enough to take the job purely to spite Clarkson, it's Morgan. His presenting experience is unquestionable, though there would be a concern over his driving skills, and the fact that most people in Britain would prefer to see him tied to the track during a test for the latest Ferrari, rather than behind the wheel.