Every male on the planet probably has a "top five famous women your girlfriend would have to allow you to date given the chance" and even if it hasn't been made into a verbal agreement, you still likely have your picks all worked out. Given the amount that we're exposed to the beautiful women featured in TV shows, movies, and music videos, then, men everywhere are constantly declaring their inner love for the likes of hotties such as Michelle Keegan and Cheryl Cole (they seem to be everyone's favourites over recent years, at least). Even though most of us could admit that we'd never have a chance with women of that calibre, the majority of us still probably have a so called guilty pleasure that we genuinely think we would stand a chance with if we met them in real life. The reality, however, is that you don't stand a chance in hell. Though you feel like you know these people because you've seen them on TV, in actuality you just know the characters that they play. So as you read this, don't pretend that you didn't genuinely think you had a chance with at least one of my picks here, because we have all been there, and it's nothing to be ashamed of...