8 Characters From The Simpsons You’d Most Want To Know In Real Life

By Charlie Whelton /

4. Johnny Tightlips Or Frankie the Squealer

This one depends on which side of the law you tend to find yourself on. If you€™re a villainous type, Johnny Tightlips is the best friend you could ever wish to have. He won€™t tell anybody anything €“ and that extends to telling the doctor where he€™s been shot. He won€™t tell you how his mother is, or even if he has one at all. In short, he is the perfect man to join your €˜legitimate businessmen€™s social club€™. If law and order€™s more your thing though, Frankie the Squealer€™s the guy for you. Want to know where your stolen bike is? Frankie will tell you. Want to know Fat Tony€™s embarrassing real first name? Frankie will tell you. You won€™t even need to bribe or threaten him; he just likes squealing because it makes him feel big.