8 Moments Of Outrageously Filthy Smut On Kids TV

By Charmaine Williams /

5. Sea-Porn €“ Spongebob Squarepants

It was hard to pick just one moment from this show. The most obvious is the characters live in Bikini Bottom, but that's so blatant and odd that I couldn't really run with it here. However, there's one that will always stand out. One episode begins with Spongebob watching TV. It's a coral, but there's some music added and it's dancing to it. Spongebob gets this look on his face that implies this isn't exactly G rated. Gary then walks in, and Spongebob panics and says he was just watching sports. If you didn't quite catch that implication, then let me spell it out for you €“ yes, this little sponge was watching sea-porn. I think at this point the show had been around for a couple years, and the writers just threw in whatever dirty jokes they could think of. But holy hell, sea-porn? I don't know what's worse: the fact they actually aired that, or that no one seemed to notice. I guess that makes it subtle smut, right? Whatever the case may be, I can't watch the show without remembering that Spongebob watches porn on the down low.