Are you between the ages of 18-100? Are you bored of the same mundane routine? Are you looking for a little bit of excitement in your life? Buy a sword. No matter how bad your life got, you'd always know that you were the owner of a monstrous, double-handed, lethal weapon. And isn't there something mildly comforting about that? (Not a killer, honest) You can also cheer yourself by knowing that you don't just own any sword, you own the closest possible thing to Ned Stark's very own Ice greatsword. You could pick up a cheap knock-off for a measly couple of hundred dollars, or you could go the whole hog and pick up a genuine damascus steel sword for a paltry £500. Damascus steel is the real-world equivalent of Valyrian steel, but unfortunately the 500-pieces have all sold out.