Futurama: 10 Character Fates Worse Than Death

10. Knowing Everything

No one likes spoilers, right? When there's a new movie or TV show out, people will often go to great lengths to avoid finding out what happens before they are able to experience it themselves, as already knowing what happens robs the moment of any real emotion, surprise, or gravity.

Imagine if this was what your entire life was like. Imagine going through life already knowing every little thing that was about to happen, every would-be surprise around every corner, having every one of life's moments spoiled for you. This was Pickles' life.

Pickles was created by the New New York Police Department in order to see crimes in the future before they happened, allowing the likes of URL and Fry (when career chips apparently stopped existing) to apprehend the culprits before they even had the chance to break the law.

The ultimate man/machine hybrid was implanted with the brain cells of history's greatest detectives, and the burden of never being surprised in his life and knowing the punch line to every single joke, drove him to drinking the Maltese Liquor and purposely killing the human part of his brain.